Various Classified Ads, June 25th 1953. Among them:

• Young married woman with plenty of time on her hands desires to meet young woman of culture and refinement with plenty of time to swim, luncheons, etc. BJ 514. Oregonian.
• Birthday party? Special guest? Get our free loan TV set. Phone GA 0003. Ask for Ray.
• Young man would like to meet person interested in writing short stories. CV 996. Oregonian.
• Sue — Meet me at Mogul’s COCKTAIL LOUNGE tonight. Kenneth.
• Many ARTHRITIS SUFFERERS get relief at MONTANA’S ENTERPRISE URANIUM RADON MINE. Write for literature. J.A. Prige, Manager. Elkhorn Mining Co., Boulder, Montana.
• Employee testing. Our evaluation method predicts job risks. Psych. Test. Serv.. 418 SW Washington. BR 4342
• Baths, massage. 416 Swetland bldg., Dr Elna Sorensen. nat. phy. BR 1692
• WHO? WHO? WHO? WHO’S WRITING THESE “EXPLORATORY”* ADS? OF COURSE IT’S NOT AN OWL. SEE TOMORROW’S PAPER IN THIS SPACE. *SOCIETY TALK FOR “SCREWBALL”.